~~META: title = Better w/o Context ~~ ====== Star Trek - Solstice: Out of Context ====== "Look sometimes there is time shit and you end up nonconsensually in a titty palace you weren't invited to and it's awkward." //--07/21/2021// ---- "...okay the Betazed spiced butter might be tasty on the goat but I am unsure about the sexual positions."\\ "With enough butter and determination anything is possible?"\\ "NO!" //--4/14/22// ---- "What needs to happen if I were to 'trip and fall' into Alexandria's raging libido?" //--07/22/2021// ---- "...If we need a safeword, lets use 'death ray'." //--07/22/2021// ---- "It's kinda like the bathroom dance, only for murder." //--04/15/2021// ---- "Time to use your lizardy wiles!" //--3/4/21// ---- "Y'all are very buff and thoughtful. I don't like it." //--2/4/21// ---- "Jem H'//Daaaaaaamn!//" //--2/4/21// ---- "Even if you weren't wearing my ensign, //no//." //--1/21/21// ---- "That wasn't murder that was more manslaughter."\\ "He bit someones face off!"\\ "That was more self-defense."\\ "And ate their heart!"\\ "//Aggravated// self-defense." //-- 1/7/21// ---- "His cloaca is currently... engaged." //--12/17/2020// ---- "Neutronium is the hardest substance known to sapients aside from Alberic Solense's head." //--10/29/2020// ---- "Bad news: we have space herpes. But, Captain, it's kinda... cute?" //--7/9/2020// ---- "Something is not right and I feel like it's inappropriate to put my finger on it."\\ //[later]//\\ "Look, I know I got tits? But I gotta fly a ship right now." //--4/30/2020// ---- “I am going to put a firecracker in your cloaca.” //-- 4/16/2020// ---- “Okay, now I can hear your meat bag.” //-- 3/19/2020// ---- "Dead fuckboys get no trim." //-- 8/8/2019// ---- "That landed in my trotch!"\\ "What the fuck is your trotch?"\\ "It’s like... the pre-taint?"\\ "So, YOUR BALLS?!” //-- 4/5/2018// ---- "What’s wrong with her?"\\ "Vulcan brain herpes." //-- 3/22/2018// ---- "For the good of the Federation my penis shall activate.” //-- 3/22/2018// ---- "These are my piloting chaps.” //-- 1/11/2018// ---- "Seventh rule: no titty punching during Red alert!" //-- 9/20/17// ---- "She's very proficient with F-bombs. She's the F-bombardier!" //-- 4/6/2017// ---- "No yiffing at the controls! Or do, if you think it helps; I ain't gonna kink shame. Just not in front of the Admirals." //-- 1/12/2017// ---- "How do you control for poopsocks?!" //-- 9/8/2016// ---- "We will just begin to weave the infinity boners..." //-- 3/24/2016// ---- "Jesus, how did i get to be Captain of the //U.S.S. Bone Patrol?//" //-- 1/7/2016// ---- "We are not snorting the alien for science!" //-- 1/7/2016// ---- "Strap on your banana-hammock, it's about to get serious." //-- 11/19/2015// ---- "So 'Operation: Romulan Snuggles' is a go?" //-- 3/26/2015// ---- "You can rub you dick on as many Romulan ships as you want."\\ "Oh, //yeah!//" //-- 2/26/2015// ---- "Do NOT boop the Klingon!" //-- 1/8/2015// ---- "...i have a very refined and well shaped 'science.'"\\ "We know, we saw it in your Speedo."\\ "It had ridges." //-- 12/11/14// {{tag>solstice star_trek better_without_context}}