Note: This page includes quotes from Hunter 1984.
"ohhh, CBT for Jesus, not CBD. That makes more sense."
"Yup. Whacking your nuts for the Lord." –5/7/21
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, fuckin' a bear, fuckin' a bear…" –4/21/21
"It's a bird! It's a plane! It's… a mob boss?" –3/13/21
"How did Granddad get nudes before I did?" – 1/2/2021
"This is my memory nut." –12/19/20
"There's no blooooood in this corpse, there's no bloooood in this corpse…" –11/21/2020
"There's a hole in my Abby, dear Joshie, dear Joshie…" –11/06/2020
"So far I can fart something spring-y smelling?" –10/23/2020
"Okay 'Getting railed by William Troy' is a phrase that never needs to be spoken again…" –9/25/2020
"Gah, that would be like putting a golden retriever in a gimp suit, and that's just wrong." –8/14/2020
"Look, I recognize my privilege; I'm just not graceful about it." –7/17/2020
"So William, with his body pillow and his murder knife, how late is he sleeping?"
"I keep imagining William with one of those anime body pillows…"
"Wait, he's cuddled up with his waifu and his knife-u!?" –7/17/2020
"I'm good at running! And at being a raccoon! Not talking to people!" – 7/11/2020
"Moving along from Silas Black's well-toned meat…" – 6/6/2020
“It’s nice to confirm your friends’ fetishes don’t include wearing other people’s body parts.” — 3/14/20
“Josh, why couldn’t you play lacrosse like a good boy?”
“The lacrosse fairies didn’t come up and tap me on the shoulder. However other kinds did…” — 3/14/20
“You call Detective MacLeod ‘Unkie McCool?!’ Of course you do.”
“I was very little at the time!”
“What, last year?” — 2/29/20
“…and you already know Hunky Brewster over here.” — 2/29/20
"Look, just because you put a few years between yourself and a bag of Depends…" – 2/29/2020
"And the wind cries…. butthole." – 11/23/2019
"That's no devil dog, that's a Satanic ding dong!" – 11/2/2019
"I cant wait for you to found the cult that's the right fit for you, and I support you in your leadership." – 10/12/2019
"I feel like i need to be cutting something right now. Mayhap a bitch?" – 8/10/2019
"Is it bad that I want a really cool demon lineage? I want some direct Satan!" – 5/25/2019
"Your man rug startled my cat!" – 3/17/2017
"You are NOT going to detonate a photon torpedo in The Hedge. That would not work out the way you want it to." – 12/02/2016
"Can we put a moratorium on saying 'fleshy gateway?'" – 9/9/2016
"I know a shortcut! It's thru my pants!" – 1/27/2012