"But wait, there were two murderous tit zombies…" – 10/12/2012
"Well, now we know where Vampires fall in the great Circle of Life: below bears." – 10/12/2012
"Fuck you all! In the butt! WITH BEARS!" – 10/12/2012
"Glittery butt hat." – 10/02/2012
"My friends' furby wouldn't stop talking so we put it in the freezer." – 9/18/2012
"Hang on, Ivan doesn't have his tits on right now." – 8/22/2012
"Need a hymen? We've got hymens! Hymens for all!" – 6/19/2012
"i know you said the actual phrase, but what i heard was 'time to bang with yo' nuts.'" – 5/22/2012
"'Splintery' is a texture…"
"Not a nice one!" – 2/21/2012