"If they WERE there, they would have joined our merry band of murder fun!" – 1/27/2024

"what if farts are puns that your butt is making?" – 11/16/2018

"Are you one of those spooky 'I see dead people…' people?" – 6/22/2018

"The croooootch… the crotch is our masterrrrrr the crotch decides who will go and who will staaaaaay." – 3/30/2018

"Fly, my little dildos! FLY!" – 3/31/2018

"I mean no offense but you look so young to have a dick empire." – 3/16/2018

"It’s a lot easier to relax when you aren’t surrounded by dildos." – 3/9/2018