"Mate of my brother, you are "basic bitch" wasted." –08/03/2023

"Bring me a bowl of your finest oatmeal! I wish to defecate!"
[later] "I will defecate so hard in your breakfast cereal that your ancestors will taste it!" –03/16/2023

"I wipe my bloody knuckles on whatever blood wiping surface my armor has." –01/19/2023