"I thought you were embellishing!"
"If anything, I was underbellishing."
"…I don't think that's a word."
"It is now." –07/17/2026

"If your anus were more honorable…" –07/03/2025

"Hey Tigey! My ass is full of candy!" –05/09/2024

"…you keep your 'nards in your tits??"
"One set of them." –08/03/2023

"Mate of my brother, you are "basic bitch" wasted." –08/03/2023

"Bring me a bowl of your finest oatmeal! I wish to defecate!"
[later] "I will defecate so hard in your breakfast cereal that your ancestors will taste it!" –03/16/2023

"I wipe my bloody knuckles on whatever blood wiping surface my armor has." –01/19/2023