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 ====== Star Trek - Solstice: Out of Context ====== ====== Star Trek - Solstice: Out of Context ======
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 +"Look sometimes there is time shit and you end up nonconsensually in a titty palace you weren't invited to and it's awkward." //--07/21/2022//
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 +----
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 +"...okay the Betazed spiced butter might be tasty on the goat but I am unsure about the sexual positions."\\
 +"With enough butter and determination anything is possible?"\\
 +"NO!"  //--4/14/22//
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 +----
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 +"What needs to happen if I were to 'trip and fall' into Alexandria's raging libido?" //--07/22/2021//
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 +----
 +
 +"...If we need a safeword, lets use 'death ray'." //--07/22/2021//
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 +----
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 +"It's kinda like the bathroom dance, only for murder." //--04/15/2021//
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 +----
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 +"Time to use your lizardy wiles!" //--3/4/21//
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 +----
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 +"Y'all are very buff and thoughtful. I don't like it." //--2/4/21//
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 +----
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 +"Jem H'//Daaaaaaamn!//" //--2/4/21//
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 +----
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 +"Even if you weren't wearing my ensign, //no//."  //--1/21/21//
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 +----
 +
 +"That wasn't murder that was more manslaughter."\\
 +"He bit someones face off!"\\
 +"That was more self-defense."\\
 +"And ate their heart!"\\
 +"//Aggravated// self-defense." //-- 1/7/21//
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 +----
 +
 +"His cloaca is currently... engaged." //--12/17/2020//
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 +----
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 +"Neutronium is the hardest substance known to sapients aside from Alberic Solense's head." //--10/29/2020//
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 +----
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 "Bad news: we have space herpes. But, Captain, it's kinda... cute?" //--7/9/2020// "Bad news: we have space herpes. But, Captain, it's kinda... cute?" //--7/9/2020//
  
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 "Dead fuckboys get no trim." //-- 8/8/2019// "Dead fuckboys get no trim." //-- 8/8/2019//
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 "It’s like... the pre-taint?"\\ "It’s like... the pre-taint?"\\
 "So, YOUR BALLS?!” //-- 4/5/2018// "So, YOUR BALLS?!” //-- 4/5/2018//
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 "What’s wrong with her?"\\ "What’s wrong with her?"\\
 "Vulcan brain herpes." //-- 3/22/2018// "Vulcan brain herpes." //-- 3/22/2018//
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 "For the good of the Federation my penis shall activate.” //-- 3/22/2018// "For the good of the Federation my penis shall activate.” //-- 3/22/2018//
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 "These are my piloting chaps.” //-- 1/11/2018// "These are my piloting chaps.” //-- 1/11/2018//
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 "Seventh rule: no titty punching during Red alert!" //-- 9/20/17// "Seventh rule: no titty punching during Red alert!" //-- 9/20/17//
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 "She's very proficient with F-bombs. She's the F-bombardier!" //-- 4/6/2017// "She's very proficient with F-bombs. She's the F-bombardier!" //-- 4/6/2017//
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 "No yiffing at the controls! Or do, if you think it helps; I ain't gonna kink shame. Just not in front of the Admirals." //-- 1/12/2017// "No yiffing at the controls! Or do, if you think it helps; I ain't gonna kink shame. Just not in front of the Admirals." //-- 1/12/2017//
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 "How do you control for poopsocks?!" //-- 9/8/2016// "How do you control for poopsocks?!" //-- 9/8/2016//
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 ---- ----
  
 "We will just begin to weave the infinity boners..." //-- 3/24/2016// "We will just begin to weave the infinity boners..." //-- 3/24/2016//
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 "Jesus, how did i get to be Captain of the //U.S.S. Bone Patrol?//" //-- 1/7/2016// "Jesus, how did i get to be Captain of the //U.S.S. Bone Patrol?//" //-- 1/7/2016//
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 "We are not snorting the alien for science!" //-- 1/7/2016// "We are not snorting the alien for science!" //-- 1/7/2016//
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 "Strap on your banana-hammock, it's about to get serious." //-- 11/19/2015// "Strap on your banana-hammock, it's about to get serious." //-- 11/19/2015//
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 "So 'Operation: Romulan Snuggles' is a go?" //-- 3/26/2015// "So 'Operation: Romulan Snuggles' is a go?" //-- 3/26/2015//
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 "You can rub you dick on as many Romulan ships as you want."\\ "You can rub you dick on as many Romulan ships as you want."\\
 "Oh, //yeah!//" //-- 2/26/2015// "Oh, //yeah!//" //-- 2/26/2015//
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 "Do NOT boop the Klingon!" //-- 1/8/2015// "Do NOT boop the Klingon!" //-- 1/8/2015//
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 "We know, we saw it in your Speedo."\\ "We know, we saw it in your Speedo."\\
 "It had ridges." //-- 12/11/14// "It had ridges." //-- 12/11/14//
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 +{{tag>solstice star_trek better_without_context}}
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