"Look sometimes there is time shit and you end up nonconsensually in a titty palace you weren't invited to and it's awkward." –07/21/2021

"…okay the Betazed spiced butter might be tasty on the goat but I am unsure about the sexual positions."
"With enough butter and determination anything is possible?"
"NO!" –4/14/22

"What needs to happen if I were to 'trip and fall' into Alexandria's raging libido?" –07/22/2021

"…If we need a safeword, lets use 'death ray'." –07/22/2021

"It's kinda like the bathroom dance, only for murder." –04/15/2021

"Time to use your lizardy wiles!" –3/4/21

"Y'all are very buff and thoughtful. I don't like it." –2/4/21

"Jem H'Daaaaaaamn!" –2/4/21

"Even if you weren't wearing my ensign, no." –1/21/21

"That wasn't murder that was more manslaughter."
"He bit someones face off!"
"That was more self-defense."
"And ate their heart!"
"Aggravated self-defense." – 1/7/21

"His cloaca is currently… engaged." –12/17/2020

"Neutronium is the hardest substance known to sapients aside from Alberic Solense's head." –10/29/2020

"Bad news: we have space herpes. But, Captain, it's kinda… cute?" –7/9/2020

"Something is not right and I feel like it's inappropriate to put my finger on it."
[later]
"Look, I know I got tits? But I gotta fly a ship right now." –4/30/2020

“I am going to put a firecracker in your cloaca.” – 4/16/2020

“Okay, now I can hear your meat bag.” – 3/19/2020

"Dead fuckboys get no trim." – 8/8/2019

"That landed in my trotch!"
"What the fuck is your trotch?"
"It’s like… the pre-taint?"
"So, YOUR BALLS?!” – 4/5/2018

"What’s wrong with her?"
"Vulcan brain herpes." – 3/22/2018

"For the good of the Federation my penis shall activate.” – 3/22/2018

"These are my piloting chaps.” – 1/11/2018

"Seventh rule: no titty punching during Red alert!" – 9/20/17

"She's very proficient with F-bombs. She's the F-bombardier!" – 4/6/2017

"No yiffing at the controls! Or do, if you think it helps; I ain't gonna kink shame. Just not in front of the Admirals." – 1/12/2017

"How do you control for poopsocks?!" – 9/8/2016

"We will just begin to weave the infinity boners…" – 3/24/2016

"Jesus, how did i get to be Captain of the U.S.S. Bone Patrol?" – 1/7/2016

"We are not snorting the alien for science!" – 1/7/2016

"Strap on your banana-hammock, it's about to get serious." – 11/19/2015

"So 'Operation: Romulan Snuggles' is a go?" – 3/26/2015

"You can rub you dick on as many Romulan ships as you want."
"Oh, yeah!" – 2/26/2015

"Do NOT boop the Klingon!" – 1/8/2015

"…i have a very refined and well shaped 'science.'"
"We know, we saw it in your Speedo."
"It had ridges." – 12/11/14