"I will boil this lake when I am the Lich King." – 1/3/2012

"I think Jason is the Wonderbra and Tex needs the lifting and separating." – 1/3/2012

"Is my ass legible?" – 11/29/2011

"It's one of those weird fetish things. I like small woodland animals to eat things from between my toes." – 10/03/2011

"RAWR RAWR RAWR bitches bitches bitches RAWR RAWR RAWR bitches bitches bitches." – 9/20/2011

"…i'm going to soak your underwear in catnip!" – 9/20/2011

"Caitlin, you are a macabre little twerp."
"Yeah…" – 7/5/2011

"Remember, good Sin-eaters swallow." – 5/30/2011

"Grue bait no play with ribbon." – 3/14/2011

"Raw chicken is not a lubricant." – 2/14/2011

"What's his number? I would love throwing people off cliffs with Lewis Black." – 12/21/2010

"Stop pooping time lords!" – 12/21/2010