"But wait, there were two murderous tit zombies…" – 10/12/2012

"Well, now we know where Vampires fall in the great Circle of Life: below bears." – 10/12/2012

"Fuck you all! In the butt! WITH BEARS!" – 10/12/2012

"Glittery butt hat." – 10/02/2012

"My friends' furby wouldn't stop talking so we put it in the freezer." – 9/18/2012

"Hang on, Ivan doesn't have his tits on right now." – 8/22/2012

"Need a hymen? We've got hymens! Hymens for all!" – 6/19/2012

"i know you said the actual phrase, but what i heard was 'time to bang with yo' nuts.'" – 5/22/2012

"'Splintery' is a texture…"
"Not a nice one!" – 2/21/2012